October 25, 2021

NOT A MUSIC LOVER

79-year-old father accused of shooting son for playing guitar too long

Well In That Case: He allegedly said he was only trying to shoot the guitar but hit his son in the side of his stomach.

(Thanks to Gregory Snow)

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2021 at 09:04 AM
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ATTENTION, CONSUMERS:

The pros and cons of using Fluffy Foam Soy Sauce

(Thanks to Ralph)

This seems like a good time to link to this, which you old-time blogsters no doubt recall fondly.

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2021 at 08:54 AM
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HARD PASS

Meet The New Russian Environmental Protection Mascot!

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2021 at 08:45 AM
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YET ANOTHER REASON WHY YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH A CAR

Woman sues GEICO for $1 million after contracting STD during car sex

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2021 at 08:43 AM
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WE SAW EMERGENCY SWEATPANTS OPEN FOR THE VOGUES

California haunted house is so scary, it keeps emergency sweatpants just for ‘accidents’

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2021 at 08:39 AM
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‘BIG MONEY IS INVOLVED’

Inside the jaw-clenching world of cricket fighting in China

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

Posted by Dave on October 25, 2021 at 08:37 AM
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October 24, 2021

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

Man In Court After Using Another Man’s Penis To Impregnate 3 Women

(Thanks to Barry Nester and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2021 at 09:21 AM
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WE KNOW WHY: THE SQUIRRELS

Buzzards that vomit when threatened and leave piles of acidic dropping have invaded a small town and nobody knows why

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2021 at 09:17 AM
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THAT’S A LOT OF LEGISLATING

Members of Parliament (MPs) in Malawi are reported to use at least 10,000 condoms at the end of every month.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 24, 2021 at 09:12 AM
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October 23, 2021

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

The study which was conducted by a University in India suggested that there is a positive relationship between washing of women’s panties and men’s health.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2021 at 02:25 PM
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ‘WE?’

Our Ancestors Had Tails. Why Don’t We?

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2021 at 02:22 PM
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WE PREFER THE TACTICS OF THE ITALIAN FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

Man released two rats into workplace after ‘grievance’ with management

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2021 at 08:33 AM
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THEY HAVE THIS BLOG’S SUPPORT

Italian flight attendants strip off to protest working conditions

(Thanks to David Emery)

Posted by Dave on October 23, 2021 at 08:30 AM
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October 22, 2021

SEND THIS COBRA TO WASHINGTON

This is a video of a clearly agitated cobra guarding a door in Ghorahi, Nepal.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2021 at 02:11 PM
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PLEASE MAKE A NOTE OF IT

“Together Phuket Stepping Forward” is the new tourism campaign designed to be the successor to the Phuket Sandbox

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2021 at 02:05 PM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS WE NEVER FINISHED READING

Hi Dave,

I just came across your page and have a quick suggestion.

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2021 at 02:03 PM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Scientists Have Found a Connection Between Nose Size and Penis Size

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2021 at 09:15 AM
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AFTER THEY PRODUCED VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS’ LICENSES

Pablo Escobar's Cocaine Hippos Are Legally People, Court Rules

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2021 at 09:10 AM
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IDAHO FALLS NIGHTLIFE UPDATE

Man covered in vomit and urine attacked officers on traffic stop

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2021 at 07:44 AM
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THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Grandmother attacked with pumpkin after parking in front of man’s Pittsburgh home

(Thanks to Jeff From Pittsburgh, who says he is “moving to Florida soon to get away from crazy people.”) (Good luck with that, Jeff From Pittsburgh)

Posted by Dave on October 22, 2021 at 07:41 AM
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