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March 02, 2012

The Real Housewives of Miami creating classy scenes all over town

378475_2651775171673_1174577864_32261945_237531245_aThey're really trying hard to pile on the drama for the retweaked Real Housewives of Miami version 2.0. First we hear of a "scene" filmed at Smith & Wollensky involving Marysol Patton's mother Elsa passing out or something like that, and now an incident last night at Mynt, the club owned by Romain Zago, the boyfriend of new castmember, model Joanna Krupa, who quite vocally and sort of ironically said he'd never allow Jersey Shore to film there. This ain't too off from that Shore, we're afraid. Says our spy, "While miced last night, Joanna Krupa stood in front of the DJ's booth, flipping him birds and cursing him out. Apparently the DJ had a rough break-up last year with Joanna's sister. Romain ripped off his mic and stormed outside to try to cool off."  Classy, and exactly what Bravo is looking for when it comes to its "reality" shows. Speaking of which, we're also told that the drama is so faked, it's hard for these regular folks to act like it's anything other than that. "Apparently, they had a 'staged' employee meeting so that all can see how big a happy family they all are. Everybody who works there was of course rolling their eyes over the hypocrisy," says our snitch. "Apparently even the silent investors made it in, which they never do, [but did it] just for the ruse." Insert feigned Tayor Swiftian shock here. Money can't buy you class, but it sure can afford you the opportunity to prove it can't. Stay tuned for more nonsense (cooking party, anyone?) on the Ruse Housewives of Miami if you can stand it.