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March 27, 2009

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are outta here!

DSC_018672  After spending all day at the Delano yesterday where they were busy playing an intense game of grab ass, Paris Hilton and beau du jour Doug Reinhardt planned to hit LIV at the Fontainebleau not realizing they'd be the ones getting hit there. According to RadarOnline, the duo were hanging out at the mega club when Hilton decided to request a song from the DJ--Madonna or The Black Eyed Peas, in case you care. All of a sudden, fragile Hilton was allegedly pushed by a bodyguard. To the rescue came Reinhardt, who told the bodyguard to lay off his woman. "I came to Paris' aid," Reinhardt said in his best chivalrous voice. "I can't believe someone would do this to us, it's really scary," Hilton added. Like, yeah. Unfortunately Reinhardt left with a bloody lip, which is so  not hot. No charges were pressed. The duo said they couldn't wait to get the heck out of Miami, possibly the smartest thing that ever came from Hilton's mouth, but not before stopping by another club after the smackdown. Yes, that's right,we have learned exclusively that after poor Dougie got a bloody lip, the two stopped by the Pink Elephant party at Mokai, where they were seen entering through a back door. So the whole thing couldn't have been that traumatic, right? Read Paris's very own, warbling version of the incident on her MySpace blog here if you can take it.