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October 26, 2006

We're So Verklempt!

So guess where Barbra Streisand is staying while in town for her exorbitantly priced shows at the Bank Atlantic Center Sunday and Monday nights? Rosie O'Donnell's house on Star Island. Babs got her nails done at the manse by the pros at Rik Rak Salon, who schlepped over the causeway to make sure her claws were prime for picking through her perfecly coiffed strands of hair while on stage.  Shout out to Star Island playboy Thomas Kramer: Whatever you do, do not look Babs in the eye, do not talk to her, and do not invite her out to Quattro for a post concert cocktail unless you make sure to invite Bill Clinton and Donna Karan, too. Thankfully Deputy Shaq lives nearby in case things get out of hand.