The newest ration o' miscellania, all free, just for you...
[Bulletin: Click on Cell Phone Popcorn to see something fairly interesting and -- if you have a cell phone on your ear a lot -- a bit scary. Unless it's a hoax, which some think it is. Anyway, this is the kind of thing sports writers look at during rain delays at Marlins games. Sad, right?].
THE ELTON POSSIBILITY: Pat Riley is said to be bargain-shopping in free agency this summer, but the possibility has unexpectedly arisen that Riley might be able to take one more shot at a player he has long coveted: Elton Brand, the Clippers forward (pictured). Brand surprised most on by opting out of the last year of his contract and becoming an unrestricted free agent as of Tuesday. A sign-and-trade involving Brand and Shawn Marion would work financially, and the Clippers would have an interest in Marion presuming they also lose Cory Maggette to free agency. This scenerio still would allow Miami to bargain-shop for a stopgap answer at point guard. Riley has been talking about saving money now for a big free-agent splash in 2010, but if you can get Brand now, get him. Right? Click here to read today's column by me on the Brand-Heat possibility. Then partake of The Daily Poll and tell us why you voted as you did.
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MIRACLE MARLINS: The Marlins' rain-delayed 4-2 win today (Wednesday) was the team's 24th come-from-behind W, tying for the NL lead. Add the eight walk-off wins among 12 in the final at-bat and we've got us an exciting team here, people. Was at the ballyard today (though not to columnize) and thank goodness for summer campers. The crowd was 23,624 but might have been around 5K if not for the sea of colorfully shirted camp kids. It was hilarious hearing the high-pitched squealing and screaming when the lightning flashed and the thunder banged, and seeing the kids herding for cover when it rained. It was like the beach scene in Jaws. Eleven straight road games now before the All-Star Break. Hope Marlins crowds pick up in the second half. And I'm not counting campers who are bussed in and admitted for next to nothing.
WIMBLEDON'S SCHEDULING SCANDAL: OK maybe it's not quite a scandal; then again it merited an
outraged column (click here) in my paper today. Courtgate! It seems the Williams camp is upset because Serena and Venus were on Court 2 in yesterday's matches rather than being scheduled for Centre Court or Court 1 -- the "show courts." It was questionable scheduling, yeah, sort of goofy, but to me it's much ado about not a whole lot. Of course the Williamses' mother took offense anyway, though surprisingly (and blessedly) resisted playing the race card. I think the staid Big W in its scheduling does seem to favor Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal's matches over the women. But probably with justification. Thoughts?
BONK!: Click here for a 6-second video of an errant basketball pass knocking a high-school cheerleader right on her duff. She's OK. That's why it's hilarious.
MADONNA AND A-ROD A COUPLE!?: Ohmygod! OK! Magazine suggests just that. Click here for the latest gossip on Madonna and Alex Rodriguez possibly maybe perhaps being "more than just friends"! (Madonna, by the way, looking astonishingly good for a woman my age).
GEORGE ORWELL WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED: Headlines You Never Thought You'd See, one in a series.
OLYMPIC TRIALS (YAWN): Why is such a big deal made over Olympic trials in track, swimming and so forth? Bulletin: These are not the Olympics, they are just preliminaries. To me, getting all excited about Olympic trials is akin to going bonkers over spring baseball or exhibition football. Wake me when the real stuff starts in Bejing, eh?
DEAR GREG...: ...your blog's OK, but would be much better if occasionally you would show a photo of a Hindu man with 16-foot-long hair. Thank you.
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