June 09, 2012

CELEBRITY

Donny Osmond poster found inserted inside fan

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says, "A little bit rock and roll.")

May 15, 2012

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE RED LIGHT FEATURES

IN Nimwegen, Holland, the green traffic light features a couple having sex.

Green-light-sex

Key Police Statement: "We had quite a lot of rear end shunts."

(Thanks to Ralph)

May 14, 2012

SCIENCE

But during one of her experiments, Patty noticed that an inflating drake’s penis could burst through a silicone model of an oviduct.

(Thanks to David Duncan)

April 19, 2012

DOES THIS MAKE MY HIPS LOOK BIG?

A bodysuit for racehorses.

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(Thanks to David Shelton)

March 28, 2012

IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN TO PLAY 'GUESS THE STATE'

Drunk woman calls 911 to say she was lost in woods, did not know where to urinate

(Thanks to Ralph)

February 21, 2012

IF YOU SEE ONLY ONE JAPANESE MOVIE SCENE THIS YEAR ON YOUTUBE FEATURING A LETHAL ASSAULT BY FEMALE-ORIFICE BUBBLES (FOBs)...

...make it this one.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

February 11, 2012

WE CAN'T BELIEVE WE MISSED THIS

Horse Fly Named in Honor of Beyonce

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

April 21, 2011

AFRAID OF SPIDERS?

Stay out of Sindh.

(Thanks to Lani)

April 04, 2011

WE'RE PRETTY SURE WE ALREADY BLOGGED THIS

But we can't affort to take chances.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

March 28, 2011

YES

"Should we change our name?" asks Analtech.

(Thanks to Jack)

March 04, 2011

WE MAY HAVE BLOGGED THIS ALREADY, BUT, DAMMIT, IT'S IMPORTANT

Funky Worms Cause Ants to Mimic Fruit

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

February 20, 2011

WAY BETTER THAN, FOR EXAMPLE, PROFESSIONAL BOWLING

Cat Laser Bowling

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)

January 24, 2011

DRUGS IN NATURE

The Happiest Penguin Ever.

(Thanks to ScottMGS)

November 04, 2010

THE FROGS-IN-FROZEN-VEGETABLES EPIDEMIC

It has not abated.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

 
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