September 07, 2015

HARD TO ARGUE

Guitar Solo Faces Make A Lot More Sense When Guitars Are Replaced With Giant Slugs

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(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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February 21, 2015

WHAT'S THAT SOUND?

Polar Bear Penis Bones Are Snapping All Over The Arctic Thanks To Pollution

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

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February 04, 2015

ADVISORY

No 'unpredictable erections' on SA's first legal nude beach

(Thanks to Jon Harris, who saw the Unpredictable Erections open for Sting)

WARNING: Pictures of naked people whom -- as is so often the case with people on nude beaches -- you don't really want to see naked.

Posted by on February 04, 2015 at 10:06 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (13)

October 30, 2014

WE MIGHT HAVE BLOGGED THIS ALREADY, BUT WE DON'T WANT TO TAKE ANY CHANCES

Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Posted by on October 30, 2014 at 05:45 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (7)

October 08, 2014

SCIENCE

Which Makes Goldfish Learn Faster: Vodka or Bourbon?

The study is from 1969. But that was a good year.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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January 18, 2014

THESE THINGS SHOULD ALWAYS BE DONE IN THIS ORDER

Pulaski man threw skunk into a river before kicking woman's sunglasses off a bridge

(Thanks to Samuel Sprague)

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December 17, 2013

THE NEWS FROM IRELAND

A Longford pig farmer has been sent to jail for a year after he forced two repossession men to strip naked and get into a pen with an agitated boar.

(Thanks to wjra)

We saw Agitated Boar open for the Ramones.

Posted by on December 17, 2013 at 02:26 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (10)

October 29, 2013

A QUESTION WE ALL NEED TO PONDER MORE OFTEN

Why doesn't the franchise auto populate?

(Thanks to Ralph)

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October 24, 2013

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

A real life Fru T. Bunn baker who specialises in making edible gingerbread sex objects has agreed to pay compensation for sexual harassment to two young female workers after he gave them gingerbread penises topped with whipped cream.

(Thanks to Julius Marx)

Posted by on October 24, 2013 at 01:59 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (14)

October 13, 2013

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE NEED DRONES

The Laotian Giant Flying Squirrel

(Thanks to Rob Tooker)

Posted by on October 13, 2013 at 10:54 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (5)

August 26, 2013

COLLECTORS ARE PAYING TOP DONG

Vietnam has Leech Fever.

(Thanks to Daniel Ray)

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August 22, 2013

WE PROBABLY POSTED THIS BEFORE. MAYBE SEVERAL TIMES. BUT WE DON'T WANT TAKE CHANCES.

Russian press conference invaded by flying dildo

(Thanks to E-40118)

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August 15, 2013

DEPARTMENT OF THINGS THAT NO WOMAN WOULD EVER THINK OF DOING

Exhibit 2,038.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

Posted by on August 15, 2013 at 11:04 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (9)

August 13, 2013

YET ANOTHER SITE THAT MEN SHOULD NOT CLICK ON

...can be found here.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by on August 13, 2013 at 10:17 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (11)

May 05, 2013

THERE WHEN YOU NEED THEM

Butt Drugs

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

Posted by on May 05, 2013 at 12:53 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (2)

April 10, 2013

SEND IT TO WASHINGTON

Residents of Bokaro, Jharkhand, have started worshipping a pumpkin believing it to be a reincarnation of Shiva.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by on April 10, 2013 at 03:27 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (8)

January 15, 2013

YIKES

The Russian Hamster of Doom

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

Posted by on January 15, 2013 at 06:05 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (15)

December 12, 2012

MOTORISTS OF GEORGIA:

Be careful.

(Thanks to nursecindy)

Posted by on December 12, 2012 at 10:36 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (12)

December 11, 2012

FROM SEARSSSSSS

Woman Orders a Dishwasher, Gets a Complimentary Snake

(Thanks to jon harris)

Posted by on December 11, 2012 at 01:19 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (8)

November 27, 2012

IN MIAMI, YOU'D WEAR IT OUT IN TEN MINUTES

'Parking Douche' app shames bad parkers

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by on November 27, 2012 at 09:40 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (5)

November 14, 2012

'WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, IT MAKES GOOD TOAST'

The Demon Toaster

(Thanks to Ted Habte-Gabr and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by on November 14, 2012 at 03:52 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (7)

November 11, 2012

THIS IS VERY OLD

But it is also very important.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by on November 11, 2012 at 11:18 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (7)

November 03, 2012

SPOILSPORTS

City removes actual fork in the road

(Thanks to The Perts)

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August 21, 2012

DURING WHICH TIME IT WILL ACQUIRE A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Cockroach can survive 9 days without its head

(Thanks to William G.)

Posted by on August 21, 2012 at 09:21 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (14)

June 30, 2012

ARE THEY STILL FILMING RENO 911?

A 32-year-old man was jailed after Reno police said he robbed a neighbor at gunpoint of $1 while wearing a sombrero.

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

Posted by on June 30, 2012 at 08:15 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (10)

June 09, 2012

CELEBRITY

Donny Osmond poster found inserted inside fan

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says, "A little bit rock and roll.")

Posted by on June 09, 2012 at 11:03 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (16)

May 15, 2012

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE RED LIGHT FEATURES

IN Nimwegen, Holland, the green traffic light features a couple having sex.

Green-light-sex

Key Police Statement: "We had quite a lot of rear end shunts."

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by on May 15, 2012 at 09:58 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (14)

May 14, 2012

SCIENCE

But during one of her experiments, Patty noticed that an inflating drake’s penis could burst through a silicone model of an oviduct.

(Thanks to David Duncan)

Posted by on May 14, 2012 at 01:19 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (16)

April 19, 2012

DOES THIS MAKE MY HIPS LOOK BIG?

A bodysuit for racehorses.

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(Thanks to David Shelton)

Posted by on April 19, 2012 at 10:00 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (13)

March 28, 2012

IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN TO PLAY 'GUESS THE STATE'

Drunk woman calls 911 to say she was lost in woods, did not know where to urinate

(Thanks to Ralph)

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February 21, 2012

IF YOU SEE ONLY ONE JAPANESE MOVIE SCENE THIS YEAR ON YOUTUBE FEATURING A LETHAL ASSAULT BY FEMALE-ORIFICE BUBBLES (FOBs)...

...make it this one.

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

Posted by on February 21, 2012 at 07:41 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (18)

February 11, 2012

WE CAN'T BELIEVE WE MISSED THIS

Horse Fly Named in Honor of Beyonce

(Thanks to Omniskeptic)

Posted by on February 11, 2012 at 06:39 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (9)

April 21, 2011

AFRAID OF SPIDERS?

Stay out of Sindh.

(Thanks to Lani)

Posted by on April 21, 2011 at 01:51 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (12)

April 04, 2011

WE'RE PRETTY SURE WE ALREADY BLOGGED THIS

But we can't affort to take chances.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by on April 04, 2011 at 09:48 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (16)

March 28, 2011

YES

"Should we change our name?" asks Analtech.

(Thanks to Jack)

Posted by on March 28, 2011 at 01:06 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (17)

March 04, 2011

WE MAY HAVE BLOGGED THIS ALREADY, BUT, DAMMIT, IT'S IMPORTANT

Funky Worms Cause Ants to Mimic Fruit

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

Posted by on March 04, 2011 at 03:07 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (7)

February 20, 2011

WAY BETTER THAN, FOR EXAMPLE, PROFESSIONAL BOWLING

Cat Laser Bowling

(Thanks to Suzie Q. Wacvet)

Posted by on February 20, 2011 at 01:47 PM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (5)

January 24, 2011

DRUGS IN NATURE

The Happiest Penguin Ever.

(Thanks to ScottMGS)

Posted by on January 24, 2011 at 09:34 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (23)

November 04, 2010

THE FROGS-IN-FROZEN-VEGETABLES EPIDEMIC

It has not abated.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

Posted by on November 04, 2010 at 09:12 AM in Yes, it's old. But it's important. | | Comments (5)

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