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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur.
(Thanks to Alkali Bill)
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur.
(Thanks to Alkali Bill)
1:28 p.m. A longtime meth user told officers he now has “the powers to vaporize people.”
(Thanks to Mary Smith)
800 kilo ball filled with Swiss gin stolen from bottom of Lake Constance
(Thanks to Alberto)
(Thanks to pharmaross)
We saw 50 Wheels Of Undeclared Cheese open for the Partridge Family.
People Are Preserving Dead Relatives' Tattoos and Turning Them Into Art
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
Reporter Accidentally Gets High After Inhaling Fumes From a Burning Pile of Drugs
(Thanks to Rick Day)
Blast Cremation Ashes up to 75 ft into the air.
(Thanks to klezmerphan, who says "When you want to go out with a bang...")
Witscript: A System for Generating Improvised Jokes in a Conversation
Witscript employs well-known tools of natural language processing to extract keywords from a topic sentence and, using wordplay, to link those keywords and related words to create a punch line. Then a pretrained neural network language model that has been fine-tuned on a dataset of TV show monologue jokes is used to complete the joke response by filling the gap between the topic sentence and the punch line.
(Thanks to nora, who notes that this is from 2021, but it's important)
Cow caught chewing on a large python in outback northern Australia
(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)
(We don't know why the headline says "caught." The cow does not appear to be hiding the fact that it's chewing on a snake.)
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
Apparently whales can explode spontaneously.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Dog invents automatic backscratcher.
(Thanks to man tom)
Study shows why beer mats do not fly in a straight line
(Thanks to Markhh)
How to Avoid Snakes Slithering Up Your Toilet
(Thanks to Bruce)
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "The Smithsonian missed out big time.")
Legal weed is linked to higher junk-food sales
(Thanks to Andy Mendez)
Sidney Crosby Admits He's Been Wearing Same Jock Strap Since High School
(Thanks to pharmaross)
It's difficult to pick a highlight, but consider: "The bride is manager of the SPAM® Museum in Austin, Minn."
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
San Diego warrant seeks Argentinian man in global witchcraft sex extortion scheme
(Thanks to Douglas Frost)
Scientists say space aliens could hack our planet
(Thanks to Fabian Marson)
(Thanks to Jon Harris, who asks "What could go wrong?")
The World Now Has a Scorpion-Milking Robot
(Thanks to Patricia Hall who says "Thank heavens! I was getting a sore back from sitting on that little stool!")
Florida man accused of shooting cows with AR-15 from moving car
(Thanks to Ralph)
Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from presenting this wedding announcement, which is the last one listed here.
(Thanks to The Amazing Steve)
Engine blows up, falls out of truck.
(Thanks to Nancy Gill)
Man uses prosthetic arm to assault officer in Fenton
(Thanks to Jerry Whittle)
Guy finds giant scary worm with 17 million legs in his fish tank.
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
Guitar Solo Faces Make A Lot More Sense When Guitars Are Replaced With Giant Slugs
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
Polar Bear Penis Bones Are Snapping All Over The Arctic Thanks To Pollution
(Thanks to Stan Ruth)
No 'unpredictable erections' on SA's first legal nude beach
(Thanks to Jon Harris, who saw the Unpredictable Erections open for Sting)
WARNING: Pictures of naked people whom -- as is so often the case with people on nude beaches -- you don't really want to see naked.
Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell
(Thanks to Claire Martin)
Which Makes Goldfish Learn Faster: Vodka or Bourbon?
The study is from 1969. But that was a good year.
(Thanks to Ralph)
Pulaski man threw skunk into a river before kicking woman's sunglasses off a bridge
(Thanks to Samuel Sprague)
(Thanks to wjra)
We saw Agitated Boar open for the Ramones.
Why doesn't the franchise auto populate?
(Thanks to Ralph)
The Laotian Giant Flying Squirrel
(Thanks to Rob Tooker)
Vietnam has Leech Fever.
(Thanks to Daniel Ray)
Russian press conference invaded by flying dildo
(Thanks to E-40118)
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
...can be found here.
(Thanks to Ralph)
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)