June 16, 2021

BOTH CHIP AND DALE WERE CAUGHT WITH GLOCKS

Disney World sees an increase in number of concealed weapons found: report

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2021 at 09:03 AM
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THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Crayfish take more risks while on antidepressants, study shows

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsmann and Roberto)

We saw the Risk-Taking Crayfish open for Billy Joel.

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2021 at 08:57 AM
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APOCALYPSE UPDATE

New Jersey Is America's Best State to Live in, New Survey Says

(Thanks to Chuck)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2021 at 08:53 AM
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JUST ANOTHER DAY DOWN UNDER

‘Apocalyptic’ spiderwebs carpet Australia after flooding, mouse plague

(Thanks to DaninDallas, Suzie Q Wacvet and Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on June 16, 2021 at 08:51 AM
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June 15, 2021

WHY DON'T WE JUST SHRED THE BILL OF RIGHTS?

A Batman and Catwoman oral sex scene has been removed from a future DC project as the comic publishers claimed “heroes don’t do that”.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

Posted by Dave on June 15, 2021 at 10:55 AM
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URGENT PRESS RELEASE JUST RECEIVED BY THIS BLOG

Did you know that thru-hikers, weekend backpackers and day hikers across the globe shamelessly hit the trails in their birthday suits, hats, hiking boots and backpacks on Hike Naked Day, held on the Summer Solstice, June 21st.

Posted by Dave on June 15, 2021 at 10:54 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Olympic hopeful Shelby Houlihan blames burrito for positive steroid test

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 15, 2021 at 09:50 AM
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NOPE

Meet the pacu fish dubbed as the 'ball-cutter' fish

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on June 15, 2021 at 09:46 AM
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SWELL. WE’LL GO PICK IT UP IN OUR FLYING CAR.

Microsoft to release the Xbox Mini Fridge before the end of 2021

(Thanks to Dave N.)

Posted by Dave on June 15, 2021 at 09:43 AM
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WE NEED TO STEP UP, AMERICA

The Girl Scouts have an unusual problem this year: 15 million boxes of unsold cookies.

(Thanks to Roberto and EricY)

Posted by Dave on June 15, 2021 at 09:40 AM
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June 14, 2021

NO, NO IT'S NOT

Double Mustache Is The Latest Male Fashion Trend

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on June 14, 2021 at 07:05 PM
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WE'VE ALL DONE IT

Florida city accidentally sells its water tower

(Thanks to coscolo and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 14, 2021 at 03:03 PM
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AUSTRALIA FINDS THIS HILARIOUS

Snake at large in Winnipeg after scaring Fort Rouge man who spotted it while mowing the lawn

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on June 14, 2021 at 01:52 PM
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WE’RE WITH THE INTERNET

The Internet wants Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the Mona Lisa

Maybe put some cicadas on top for flavor.

(Thanks to Chuck Cody)

Posted by Dave on June 14, 2021 at 09:28 AM
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IF THE HEALTH INSPECTOR FINDS INSECTS IN THE KITCHEN, THE RESTAURANT GETS FINED. AND YET…

Restaurant tests out pizza topped with cicadas

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

Posted by Dave on June 14, 2021 at 09:24 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

The legendary rumour is that Friday, a wonderfully gifted striker with a penchant for self-destruction, went straight into the opposition changing rooms after being sent off while playing for Cardiff City against Brighton and Hove Albion and defecated into Lawrenson's shoes.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on June 14, 2021 at 09:19 AM
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THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Believe it or not rain falls after Chachoengsao villagers build enormous phallus in religious rain-making ceremony

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 14, 2021 at 09:16 AM
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WHY EVEN HAVE A TOWN COUNCIL?

Three 'alien abductions' in a week in Sedgley - but council 'aren't doing anything'

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 14, 2021 at 09:14 AM
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June 13, 2021

IN FACT IT'S IN GUAM

Americans don’t know where their national landmarks are — 1 in 5 thinks Niagara Falls is in Iceland!

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on June 13, 2021 at 12:28 PM
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EVER FORGET WHERE YOU PARKED YOUR CAR?

That was nothing.

Advisory: Bad word.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

Posted by Dave on June 13, 2021 at 12:27 PM
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THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

Cape Cod lobsterman’s whale of a tale sounds fishy, experts say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 13, 2021 at 12:23 PM
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WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

New Hampshire now has an official state spider

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 13, 2021 at 12:21 PM
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AND IN SPORTS

SKYDIVER LANDS IN MIDDLE OF SOCCER GAME AFTER MAIN CHUTE FAILS, GETS YELLOW CARD

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on June 13, 2021 at 10:05 AM
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GREAT, WE’LL GO SEE THEM IN OUR FLYING CAR

Healthy mouse pups born from freeze-dried space sperm

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 13, 2021 at 09:55 AM
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June 12, 2021

HEY, BIRD PEOPLE:

Mrs. Blog and I saw these owls in the Everglades today. Does anybody know what brand of owl they are?

UPDATE: Consensus is they’re barred owls. Barred from what, I don’t know.

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Posted by Dave on June 12, 2021 at 04:36 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Naples man calls 911 about McDonald’s order & says he has cocaine ‘in his butt’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 12, 2021 at 09:44 AM
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THERE’S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS, LIKE NO BUSINESS I KNOW

‘Explosive diarrhea’ halts production on NBC’s ‘Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide’ competition show

(Thanks to pharmaross and Kevin Meerschaert)

Posted by Dave on June 12, 2021 at 09:42 AM
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GUYS IN ACTION

Man paints massive 'Welcome to Perth' sign on roof of building next to Sydney Airport

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 12, 2021 at 09:40 AM
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HAVE WE CONSIDERED SIMPLY EVACUATING AUSTRALIA?

'Huge' Venomous Snake Found in Child's Toy Basket

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 12, 2021 at 09:35 AM
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SO HOW WAS *YOUR* DAY?

Humpback whale gulps and spits out Cape Cod lobsterman

(Thanks to Nancy Gill, annfarr, The Perts, Al Barkafski, pharmaross and Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on June 12, 2021 at 09:32 AM
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BEFORE THE INTERNET, THIS WAS JUST A DREAM

Professional headlice remover shares the worst nits she's ever treated

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “Why am I not surprised that this is from Australia?”)

Posted by Dave on June 12, 2021 at 09:28 AM
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June 11, 2021

REALLY? 'SHAKOPEE?'

Shakopee man used toilet tank cover in assault

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 02:52 PM
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MOM OF THE WEEK SO FAR, SPORTS DIVISION

Padres fan makes incredible foul ball catch while holding baby

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 02:49 PM
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THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

News People Waterlooville street shocked as ice block containing frozen poo crashes into the street from passing airplane

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 02:47 PM
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IT'S PROBABLY THE SQUIRRELS

Earth's core is growing 'lopsided' and scientists don't know why

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 02:45 PM
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THE ONLY WAY TO SETTLE THE MATTER

A High Falls man went to jail for pulling a pistol on a coworker who allegedly peed on the toilet seat on June 1.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 01:54 PM
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WILDLIFE INDEED

Wildlife manager discovers $1.2 million in cocaine washed ashore at Cape Canaveral Space Force Station

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 01:51 PM
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GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

Miami-Dade County Mayor Daniella Levine Cava recently appointed Jane Gilbert to the unique and brand-new position of interim chief heat officer.

(Thanks to ImNotDave)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 01:50 PM
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PRIORITIES

A Mandan man skipped his niece’s wedding for a Las Vegas poker tournament and came home $367,800 richer.

(Thanks to EricY)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 01:48 PM
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EACH ONE CLUTCHING A TINY BUT VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Soon, it will be raining baby cicadas.

(Thanks to ImNotDave)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 10:59 AM
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NICELY DONE, NH MAN

NH man allegedly crashes car after giving finger to Windsor police chief, faces DUI charge

(Thanks to Camille and Michael)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 10:56 AM
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AN EXCITING TIME TO BE ALIVE

Scientists celebrate Inverte-Butt-Fest, a photographic homage to spineless backsides

(Thanks to John W., who says “Should we be worried about scientists?”)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 09:30 AM
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THIS JUST IN

Chinese trampolinist Dong Dong bounces to record fourth Olympics

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 09:21 AM
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YOU KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND THIS

Bear found stuck on power pole in southern Arizona city

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Posted by Dave on June 11, 2021 at 09:16 AM
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June 10, 2021

THAT'S ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE IT

Chuck E. Cheese was the fever dream of one Bay Area tech executive

(Thanks to wiredog)

Posted by Dave on June 10, 2021 at 03:14 PM
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OUCH, DUDE

Lobsters doused with pot smoke to test pain during cooking

(Thanks to DaninDallas and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 10, 2021 at 03:08 PM
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NEITHER SNOW NOR RAIN NOR... YIKES!!

Customer Finds 7-Foot Alligator Inside Florida Post Office

(Thanks to GJ Weaver)

Posted by Dave on June 10, 2021 at 03:03 PM
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FIRST TOILET PAPER, AND NOW THIS

New Orleans strip club offering contract bonuses due to exotic dancer shortage

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on June 10, 2021 at 02:58 PM
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CANADA: LAND OF CIVIC ENGAGEMENT

Voting for the 2021 Canada’s Best Restroom contest is now open!

(Thanks to Roberto)

Posted by Dave on June 10, 2021 at 09:57 AM
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WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST?

Thousand-Year-Old Chicken Egg Found Preserved By Human Poo

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on June 10, 2021 at 09:32 AM
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