December 06, 2023
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
The Most Dangerous Christmas Songs To Drive To
Posted by Dave on December 6, 2023 at 12:24 PM
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HILAR... WE MEAN, TRAGIC
Venice gondola capsizes after tourists refuse to sit down and stop taking selfies
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on December 6, 2023 at 12:23 PM
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CANADA: A NATION EASILY AMUSED
Coco the cat’s daring leap of faith from electricity pole delights Canadians
(Thanks to B&C)
Posted by Dave on December 6, 2023 at 09:55 AM
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THEY STOPPED IT WELL SHORT OF FLORIDA
Missouri police chasing erratic mobile home caught on wild dashcam video
(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)
Posted by Dave on December 6, 2023 at 09:51 AM
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EVERYBODY GET INDOORS
Gigantic 'hole' in the sun wider than 60 Earths is spewing superfast solar wind right at us
(Thanks to Frank, who says "Pass the sunscreen.")
Posted by Dave on December 6, 2023 at 09:48 AM
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OH WELL
'Curse tablet' with oldest Hebrew name of god is actually a fishing weight, experts argue
(Thanks to Frank)
Posted by Dave on December 6, 2023 at 08:04 AM
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WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER ICEBERG
World's biggest cruise ship five times the size of the Titanic prepares to sail
(Thanks to Annette)
Posted by Dave on December 6, 2023 at 08:03 AM
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'I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE KEPT IT IF IT DIDN'T SMELL SO HORRID'
Texas woman finds opossum lounging in her Christmas tree
(Thanks to EricY and Buck Nekkid)
Posted by Dave on December 6, 2023 at 08:01 AM
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December 05, 2023
WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER WRENCH
World record hex nut soon to be ready in Texas
(Thanks to Stan Ruth)
Posted by Dave on December 5, 2023 at 04:54 PM
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NOBEL PRIZE ALERT
We finally know how tardigrades mate
(Thanks to EricY)
Posted by Dave on December 5, 2023 at 02:43 PM
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'TO PROMOTE A SPONSORSHIP WITH A WALLET COMPANY'
(Thanks to Ron T)
Posted by Dave on December 5, 2023 at 02:38 PM
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HOW DARE THEY
MTA banning booze on commuter rail as SantaCon staggers into city
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Why not shred the Constitution and be done with it?")
Posted by Dave on December 5, 2023 at 02:37 PM
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FLORIDAAAAAAAA
Clearwater man arrested while wearing ‘I just got out of prison’ T-shirt
(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)
Posted by Dave on December 5, 2023 at 02:30 PM
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ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE
Loud fart sound erupts during John Kerry’s speech at climate panel
(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)
Related: Lightning Goalie Loses It When Loud Fart Interrupts His Press Scrum
(Thanks to Ron T)
Posted by Dave on December 5, 2023 at 02:25 PM
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
Inflatable Santa Claus gunned down in Kentucky drive-by shooting
(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)
Posted by Dave on December 5, 2023 at 11:57 AM
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CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR
Woman arrested for shoplifting during ‘Shop with a Cop’ event
(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark and Geoff Scott)
Posted by Dave on December 5, 2023 at 09:34 AM
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THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS
Husband Linked To Domestic Sausage Battery
(Thanks to Ralph, Buck Nekkid, Barry Nester Al Barkafski and Michael Parry)
Posted by Dave on December 5, 2023 at 09:31 AM
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WE HOPE IT’S A SQUIRREL
College football bowl game to debut first-ever edible mascot to be eaten by players
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on December 5, 2023 at 09:28 AM
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IT NEEDED TO RENEW ITS FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE
Greasy Yet Adorable Mole Resurfaces After Hiding Out For 8 Decades
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
Posted by Dave on December 5, 2023 at 09:24 AM
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December 04, 2023
WHAT'S THAT SMELL?
Woman celebrating her 115th birthday says the secret is eating 'lots of beans'
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 04:56 PM
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CANADIAN TERROR UPDATE
Escaped kangaroo punches police officer in face before Oshawa capture
(Thanks to The Perts and B&C)
Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 04:53 PM
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FESTIVE!
Man accidentally prints neighbour's dental X-ray on his family Christmas cards
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 04:49 PM
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OH SHUT UP
You've been holding your wine glass wrong - expert warns it's different for white and red
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 04:45 PM
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FRANCE ON HIGHEST ALERT
Milford Haven: Garden ornament turns out to be live bomb
(Thanks to wiredog, Barry Nester AND MOTW)
Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 04:43 PM
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OOPS
Passengers surprised when plane lands 200 miles from destination
(Thanks to Frank)
We'd be more than "surprised."
Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 08:55 AM
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A FLORIDA COMMERCIAL LICENSE IS ON THE WAY, DUDE
A bus driver ate gummies containing THC, then passed out on highway.
(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)
Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 08:53 AM
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THE COMMENTS
They're back. For now. Thanks to judi. Who has nevertheless, as a precautionary measure, been fired.
Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 08:50 AM
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APPARENTLY SHE WAS NOT DONE DINING
Drunk dine-and-dash suspect bites West Van police officer
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 08:43 AM
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SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT
Snow White Has Her Arm Ripped Off By Dopey At Disney World
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 08:35 AM
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WE'RE NUMBER THREE
Posted by Dave on December 4, 2023 at 08:33 AM
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December 03, 2023
FALL IN FLORIDA
Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 12:04 PM
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DO NOT MESS WITH THEM
Woman hurls clothes over sixth-floor NYC balcony after boyfriend caught cheating: video
(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)
Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:33 AM
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AND IN SPORTS
Dr Pepper Awards Two $100,000 Scholarships to Correct Halftime Blunder
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)
Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:32 AM
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UNTIL NOW IT WAS ONLY A DREAM
You could own the world’s largest pheasant
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:30 AM
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THE COMMENTS
They're still not working. Judi, despite being fired, has tried various things that sometimes fix the problem but so far they have not worked. She has also reached out to TypePad, which feels like appealing to the Wizard of Oz. We apologize for the fact that you cannot comment. If you feel your comments backing up internally, you could try relieving the pressure by speaking directly to another human, although we do not advise this.
Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:28 AM
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HALLELUJAH, DUDE
Massive marijuana grow operation with ‘booby traps’ discovered in Tennessee church
(Thanks to Bill Carver and Doug Ogg, who says "Lord, lift us higher.")
Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:19 AM
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SO THEY CAN WRITE?
(Thanks to The Perts)
Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:17 AM
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CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR
Kangaroo escapes Ontario zoo during overnight stay
(Thanks to B&C, Doug Ogg and The Perts)
Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:09 AM
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LET'S START A GOFUNDME
Jeff Bezos’ Giant Yacht Is Apparently Too Big to Anchor Near Others in Florida
(Thanks to Steve K.)
Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:06 AM
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DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING
Hello Dave,
I'm reaching out again to check if you were able to review my previous email.
Posted by Dave on December 3, 2023 at 09:04 AM
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December 02, 2023
THE COMMENTS
We're aware that they're not working. As always we are doing everything in our power (by which we mean, basically, nothing) to correct this problem. Judi has been etc. YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US.
Posted by Dave on December 2, 2023 at 11:35 AM
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JUST COFFEE FOR US, THANKS
You can now get breakfast cereal that tastes like a full English fry-up
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on December 2, 2023 at 11:31 AM
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BOLO
Police Cast a Dragnet for 10,000 Stolen Doughnuts
(Thanks to Alkali Bill, Jeff Meyerson and Steve K.)
Posted by Dave on December 2, 2023 at 11:29 AM
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THIS JUST IN
(Thanks to wiredog)
Posted by Dave on December 2, 2023 at 11:29 AM
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December 01, 2023
O THE HUMANITY
Crash covers Ohio highway in chocolate and caramel
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "We're gonna need more vanilla ice cream.")
Posted by Dave on December 1, 2023 at 11:44 AM
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ALL HAIL KAILASA
Paraguay official resigns after signing agreement with fictional country
(Thanks to Ralph)
Posted by Dave on December 1, 2023 at 11:35 AM
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
(Thanks to EricY)
Posted by Dave on December 1, 2023 at 11:31 AM
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CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS
A new fake Toonie has emerged in Quebec, Ontario: Here’s how you spot it
(Thanks to The Perts)
We didn't even know there was a real Toonie.
Posted by Dave on December 1, 2023 at 11:28 AM
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SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Finally: a Florida Man story that isn't bizarre.")
Posted by Dave on December 1, 2023 at 11:27 AM
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NOW WITH ADDED HAIRNETS!
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Posted by Dave on December 1, 2023 at 11:22 AM
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