September 25, 2020

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Costco Is Already Selling An Advent Calendar Full Of Beer

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2020 at 10:47 AM
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APPARENTLY THEY DON'T READ THE WARNING LABELS

Vaping while pregnant found to have potential impact on prenatal brain development in zebrafish

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2020 at 10:33 AM
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THIS BLOG HAS STOPPED WEARING THEM

Will Working From Home Kill the Bra Forever?

(Thanks to Steve K., who notes "sagging sales figures")

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2020 at 10:29 AM
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GUESS THE CONTINENT

Woman finds venomous snake in her glove compartment

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Related: Snake Visits Beauty Store in Kentucky

(Thanks to The Perts)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2020 at 10:18 AM
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IN THAT CASE, SIR, PLEASE DRIVE ON

Man driving stolen construction machinery in Keys tells deputies, ‘I like it’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 25, 2020 at 10:16 AM
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September 24, 2020

WHOA

Pregnant woman jumps into water, saves husband from shark attack near Florida

(Thanks to Jeffrey Meyerson, who says -- and he is not referring to sharks -- "Do not mess with them.")

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 03:26 PM
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AND IN HOCKEY

Neighbor calls police on Lightning fans screaming ‘shoot’

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 03:24 PM
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WELL DUH

RCMP investigating man reportedly hiking nude on Summerland’s Full Frontal trail

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 03:23 PM
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MARTHA STEWART UPDATE

Dude.

(Thanks to wiredog)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 03:22 PM
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AUTHORITIES WERE TOLD THE ROOM CONTAINED 'SENSITIVE SUPPLIES'

Three Metro-North Railroad employees were suspended after Metropolitan Transportation Authority investigators discovered they'd created a “man cave,” complete with a flat-screen television and a beer-stocked refrigerator, in a storage room beneath Grand Central Terminal.

(Thanks to John Lobert and Mike)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 11:23 AM
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'AN APOLOGY WAS LATER DAUBED ON THE WALL IN BROWN PEN'

Environmental enforcement speak to Brighton diarrhoea suspect

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

At least they're assuming it was brown pen.

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 11:19 AM
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THEY SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Florida man suing McDonald's, claims he was injured by Chicken McNugget

(Thanks to John Lobert and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 11:16 AM
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IT WAS ON THE TONIGHT SHOW

Illinois man keeps sandwich Richard Nixon half-ate 60 years ago

(Thanks to MOTW)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 11:14 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Two men are hit with felony charges for cheating in Utah fishing contest after forensic analysis of winning fish proved it came from another lake

(Thanks to Geoff)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 11:07 AM
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SURE IT IS

New Jersey is most physically and mentally fit state, report says

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 11:02 AM
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BUT... WHY?

Man steals cat blood from Florida clinic, deputies say

(Thanks to Barry Nester, pharmaross and Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 10:56 AM
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Firefighters battle blaze from 22-ton pile of chicken poop

(Thanks to Ralph, pharmaross and John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 10:53 AM
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HEY, THEY WASHED THEM FIRST

Vietnamese factory busted recycling hundreds of thousands of used condoms

(Thanks to Andrew MacIntyre and pharma "Not Suzie Q Wacvet" ross)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 10:52 AM
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INSERT YOUR 'BONAPARTE' JOKE HERE

The Journey of Napoleon’s Penis

(Thanks to Suzie Q "Not pharmaross" Wacvet)

Posted by Dave on September 24, 2020 at 10:49 AM
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September 23, 2020

YET ANOTHER LINK YOU DEFINITELY DO NOT WANT TO CLICK ON

...can be found here.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2020 at 03:40 PM
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OTHER THAN THAT HE WAS CLEAN

In searching Riojas and the bag he they say he tossed away, police say they found 3 different cell phones, brass knuckles, a pill cutter, $240 in counterfeit currency marked “prop only”, well over a hundred blue oxycodone pills laced with fentanyl, 9 suboxone strips, two pipes, a scale, numerous knives, and some suspicious checks.

Police say they also discovered that Riojas had felony warrants for a DOC violation, possession of heroin, and identity theft.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2020 at 03:34 PM
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DEAR ARACHNOPHOBES:

Don’t click on this.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2020 at 03:31 PM
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ANOTHER THING NOT TO DO IN AUSTRALIA:

Camping.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2020 at 10:17 AM
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SEND THIS PENSIONER TO WASHINGTON

Pensioner wiped out village’s broadband for 18 months by turning on old TV

(Thanks to Prairie Cynic and Allen at Division)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2020 at 09:14 AM
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IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THERE, YOU CAN’T MAKE IT EVERYWHERE

MTA board to formally ban pooping in subways and buses

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Jeff Meyerson)

Posted by Dave on September 23, 2020 at 08:27 AM
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September 22, 2020

THAT WAS NO MAN. THAT WAS A LARGE SQUIRREL.

A man dressed in a chipmunk outfit robbed a Ville Platte pharmacy at gunpoint over the weekend.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2020 at 04:51 PM
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEW YORK POST:

Robert Kraft likely to get off in Florida massage parlor case

(Thanks to pharmaross and Kevin Meerschaert)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2020 at 04:48 PM
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‘DEFO SPIDER POO’

Cleaning fan asks what the black dots which have mysteriously appeared in her kitchen are & is horrified by the answer

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2020 at 02:30 PM
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REPRESENTED, WE ASSUME, BY A NON-IMAGINARY LAWYER

Man who took clothes off to keep imaginary snakes from attacking him appears in court

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2020 at 02:23 PM
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CSI: DUNFERMLINE

Dunfermline man exposed his buttocks to his neighbours shouting: 'Take a photo of this!'

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2020 at 10:45 AM
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WELCOME HOME!

Snake lands on Mississippi woman as she opens her front door

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2020 at 10:41 AM
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CANADA: A NATION OUT OF CONTROL

Fergus, Ont., woman fined $25K for illegally importing hundreds of doses of bovine semen

(Thanks to Allen at Division and pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2020 at 10:40 AM
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TIME TO GET A REAL JOB, RESEARCHERS

Researchers from the University of Bristol used a behavioural test on lab rats that measures their emotional experience while tickling them and listening for squeaks.

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2020 at 10:38 AM
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AND IN SPORTS

Parrot interrupts Brazilian soccer practice, lands on player's head

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2020 at 10:31 AM
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IF YOU DINE AT WAFFLE HOUSE...

...be sure to pay your bill.

(Thanks to Geoff)

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2020 at 10:29 AM
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PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER, PEOPLE

Watch 10,000 snail-eating ducks 'clean' a rice paddy

(Thanks to Dave N., who says "They opened the tour for the Yardbirds, I think.")

Posted by Dave on September 22, 2020 at 10:24 AM
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September 21, 2020

BEAR IN MIND THEY'RE GUCCIS

Would you buy $1,400 overalls — with fake grass stains?

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2020 at 03:58 PM
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OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A FUN PARTY

12 injured after hydrogen-filled balloons explode during Indian PM’s birthday

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Moral: Hydrogen is not the same thing as helium.

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2020 at 03:55 PM
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OR YOU COULD JUST, YOU KNOW, KICK THE TIRES

A 30-year-old Norwich driver who hit speeds in excess of 100 mph before hitting several trees and rolling a car on the highway reportedly told police she wanted to “test the capabilities” of the vehicle.

(Thanks to John Gebler, pharmaross and John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2020 at 03:44 PM
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A NATION ON THE BRINK OF TOTAL ANARCHY

Canadian police make arrests as tempers flare in lobster feud

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

To be clear: The Canadians' tempers are flaring, not the lobsters'.

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2020 at 03:42 PM
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PERFECT

Carson Wentz gets booed despite Eagles having no fans in the stadium

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2020 at 03:40 PM
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WAIT... *WE'RE* SUPPOSED TO WORRY ABOUT *THEM?*

Every autumn, mature male tarantulas start on their quest to find a mate, exposing them to many dangers such as hawks and skunks, cars on the road, and people.

(Thanks to Ralph)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2020 at 03:35 PM
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NOW WE'LL NEVER SOLVE THE TRICKY TRIANGLE

Cracker Barrel adds alcohol to its menu for the first time in company history

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2020 at 03:33 PM
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FITNESS UPDATE

Coregasms?

(Thanks to Andrew MacIntyre)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2020 at 09:13 AM
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FLORIDA LEADS THE WAY

Strip clubs in Jacksonville lobby to lower age limit for dancers to 18

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2020 at 09:11 AM
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2020 KEEPS ON 2020-ING

U.S. has ‘out of control’ population of ‘super-pigs,’ expert says

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2020 at 09:09 AM
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PRESUMABLY THE DRIVER ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA COMMERCIAL LICENSE

It takes skill to park these big rigs.

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(Thanks to pharmaross)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2020 at 09:07 AM
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DEPARTMENT OF THINGS THAT ONLY GUYS DO

Here's another example.

(Thanks to Stephen M.)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2020 at 09:00 AM
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WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER CAN OF RAID

"We have 60 small rooms. There are 20 million cockroaches in each room. In total there are 1 billion cockroaches," farm manager Yin Diansong tells me.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2020 at 08:57 AM
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CSI: ROCHDALE

"Male phoned requesting help as his girlfriend had locked him in some handcuffs and they couldn't now find the key," the department's tweet said. "Wanted police as he feared the fire brigade would cut them and they were expensive."

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert)

Posted by Dave on September 21, 2020 at 08:50 AM
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