Dave Barry's Blog

MEN:

Do not click here.

(Thanks to Wiredog, who says, "Half-cocked.") (Also thanks to Mary Lyall)

 

THERE ARE THINGS WE WERE NOT MEANT TO SEE

This is one of them.

Advisory: You will regret clicking on that link.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Jon Harris)

ATTENTION, HUMANS OF EVERY POSSIBLE GENDER

Do not read this.¹

(Sent in by a total loon Matt Filar)

¹ Really.

ADVISORY

If you hope to ever eat a banana again, for God's sake do not click here.

(Thanks to Claire Martin)

ATTENTION, MEN OF ANY PHYLUM

Do not click this link.

(Thanks to DavCat and SteveK¹)

¹Probably not that one!

ATTENTION, MEN

We are not sure if this item has been blogged before, but we are certain you should not click on it.

(Sent in by sadists)

INCREDIBLY STUPID "BOYFRIEND"¹ OF THE DECADE

¹Of a woman who is unclear on the concept

(Thanks, more or less, to Siouxie)

INCREDIBLY STUPID SPOUSE UPDATE, also thanks to Siouxie.

#1 NEWS ITEM OF THE DAY THAT GIVES US THE OPPORTUNITY TO USE THE WORD GOBSMACKED

Men: Heed the warning.

(Thanks to Cheryl Howard)

ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS DANCE, DANCE...

And she's not kidding.

(Men, do not click this link)

(Thanks to JerseyGirl)

NO ONE OF EITHER GENDER SHOULD READ THIS ARTICLE

(Thanks to someone called "Bones")

THIS ALSO JUST IN

WARNING WARNING WARNING: Do not click on this link for any reason, ever.

(Also thanks to DavCat14)

EEEYEW EEEYEW EEEYEW

If you ever plan to eat again, you do NOT want to click this link.

(Thanks to Cheryl Howard)

ATTENTION, SCIENTISTS

Please study something a lot less gross next time. Thank you.

(Thanks to Russell Mc)

SPEAKING OF CHEESE

Don't. Don't even think about this one. Seriously.

(We refuse to thank The Perts. We are going to start a new category -- Do Not Click This Link -- just for this item.)