WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Chuck E. Cheese is opening arcades for adults
(Thanks to Ralph)
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In most other fast food joints they're called parking lots.
Posted by: Wafell Houce | July 03, 2025 at 08:57 AM
A: When the arcade machines are upgraded with AI, they become sentient enough to remember when Tommy, now grown and involved in a game, used to beat whack-a-mole. Time for payback!
Posted by: MOTW | July 03, 2025 at 09:16 AM
I'm with MOTW. Any adult stupid enough to go for this will be culled.
Posted by: LeDud | July 03, 2025 at 09:50 AM
Happy birthday, Dave! May you never have to visit a Chuck E Cheese again.
Posted by: MOTW | July 03, 2025 at 09:55 AM
Look out Las Vegas.
Posted by: Clankie | July 03, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Thank you, MOTW! I'm old!
Posted by: Dave | July 03, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Good idea, serve alcohol. Brilliant.
Happy ...th birthday, Dave.
Many more.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | July 03, 2025 at 11:41 AM
If the adults get into fights at kids' parties, will kids get into fights at the adult arcades?
Happy birthday, Dave! Waiting for your new book, Best. 78th Birthday. Ever.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 03, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Well, lets all take a break from the natal day celebration and give notice to this. Just watch and listen.
Posted by: man tom | July 03, 2025 at 06:10 PM
Hey, Boss, a new book? - how about 'Dave Barry Turns 95'? We have this room full of monkeys waiting for something to work on and they have groomed and preened so that there is not a louse within 5 miles. Nice project to keep them busy. I will go out and buy a new carload of typewriter ribbons.
Whadayasay, Dave?
Walter, who is not judi.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | July 03, 2025 at 07:22 PM
Complete with shooting range.
Posted by: Yosemite Sam | July 04, 2025 at 03:48 PM