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July 04, 2025

WE ARE SHOCKED, SHOCKED

70% of US beachgoers confessed to going waist deep into the ocean to relieve themselves instead of finding a nearby bathroom.

The other 30 percent lied.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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When you mix yellow & blue you get green thus explaining the color of the ocean at the beach.

Happy 4th!

We've been prohibited from giving unsolicited urine samples, so what are we supposed to do? The sea creatures do it all the time.

I usually wait until I get home and rinse off the salt water while I pee in the shower.

the same survey was given to the people that have used Dave's pool and the results are ...

A quote from W.C. Fields comes to mind.
Something about him not drinking water?

A quote from W.C. Fields comes to mind.
Something about him not drinking water?

It's only a Baby Ruth.

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