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July 04, 2025

INDEPENDENCE DAY

A Time to Grill.

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Safe - Family - Fun?

Love that Publix sense of humor!

Incidentally, I DO refrigerate the ketchup and mustard, not because I have to, but because I prefer them chilled. Don't worry, I let them temper before using.

Jim never has a second helping of cold ketchup and mustard at home.

Frigid, fridge, Frigidaire, refrigerator; which of these is different from the others?

I'm waiting for darkness so my 60 year old neighbor, who is insane BTW, can go out into the street, as He has done each year since He was seven, to set of those flying spark saucer tail spinners that whistle of into the not to distant night potentially resting with a noisy spark filled whirly bird fury into the dried brush each potentially setting the neighborhood on fire. He has fire crackers, too. My cat died a few years ago, so she is safe.

If you plan to celebrate on the 4th please heed this one bit of safety advice. Never buy your fireworks from a guy with three fingers.

Oh, the best explanation I've witnessed of what exactly the Constitution means, "We have to pass it so that you can find out what is in it", and thanks for reminding us how the hell we ever got this far.

Thomas 'Nancy' Jefferson.

Does Walgreens, if there are any left, sell Muskets?

Another sign of civilization's decline is the Big Business of manufacturing non-meat products that look and taste like meat. When's the last time you heard a meatpacker say "Try our new broccoli-flavored sirloin steaks"?

Speaking of which, just Stop It with cauliflower "steaks" and the like. No, they're not.

Now get off my lawn; I have to mow it.

And when biting into your Oscar Mayer Wieners with leftover carcinogen gunk stuck to the grill & your sausage, 🌭 remember this... 🌭

Congress declared our independence on July 2nd, not July 4th. It took a few days to edit and sign the Declaration since word processing was done with quill pens when the members were not grilling.

Possibly related...

Begin prepping Mr. Chestnut for his colostomy!

These are great for grilling!

I'm gonna grow 'em in my bathtub & rinse 'em while I shower. Giddy up!

This was mentioned in Ecclesiastes 3

" a time to plant and a time to uproot,
3 a time to grill and a time to heal,
a time to tear down and a time to build,
4 a time to weep and a time to laugh,

Food for thought with Dave...

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