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July 03, 2025

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

A Florida man involved in what police believe was a drug dispute ended up behind bars after what a nurse found in his butt during surgery.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

And of course we're all wondering what nursecindy would have had to say about this.

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The first thing nursecindy would say is, "MORON."

He's a repeat customer as far as storing items in his bum.

Was it the fickle finger of fate?

OK, as soon as they put you under, they go for your prison wallet? Where in the consent forms did he agree to this?

Butt-Related Storage soared to the top of the Butt-Rock charts surpassing Bobby Goldsboro's previously recognized Watching Scottie Grow as the most anal retentive song ever released.

Editors here at the desk of Butt-Rock Charts are working on a restricted, at the same time difficult passing story revealing Honey had been found crammed sideways up Goldsboro's ass all these years which is scheduled for re-release expected to be dumped near the holiday season. Merry early Xmas all you Butt-Rockers.

What MOTW said.

nursecindy, never forgotten

What MOTW and Jeff said.

I can understand the crack and the crack pipe. I mean, that's just a common precaution, but what was the lighter doing up there?

There never seem to be enough pockets!

I would speculate on nursecindy's response, but I have no desire to feel her ghostly dope slap from beyond. Again. Although it would be nice to hear from her.

I would think that nursecindy would say something more general like "they found the guys head up there like most of the people that come in her with that condition - a self-inflicted wound. I think the medicos have a code word for it like cranial rectal insertion or CRI.

He pled not guilty. Is he gonna say, that’s not mine?

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