SEND SOME TO WASHINGTON
Mouth tape has become a billion-dollar industry.
(Thanks to Fred Preller)
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Some? No, send ALL of it to Washington.
Posted by: Tired of the Crap | June 17, 2025 at 03:18 PM
"Sherry, it's seven you need to get up and get ready for work."
No response.
"Sherry, wake up."
"Sherry?"
"What's your emergency?"
"My wife, I don't think she's breathing...she's dead!"
"Try giving her mouth to mouth; paramedics are on the way."
"I managed to get the mouth tape off, but looks like her night guard has wedged in her throat. Let me get a pair of needle nose pliers, hold on."
"Just put the mouth tape back on and wait for the paramedics; you married a real dumbass."
Posted by: man tom | June 17, 2025 at 03:41 PM
Oh good, now I can drown in my sleep on my own drool.
Posted by: George Costanza | June 17, 2025 at 03:42 PM
Yes! 3M gets a product placement right at the end! Masters of commerce, those guys.
Posted by: kwerty | June 17, 2025 at 05:31 PM
Most people would be better off taping their mouth shut during waking hours. That way stupid things wouldn’t keep coming out of their pie holes.
Posted by: Math Yoda | June 17, 2025 at 09:04 PM
I think Math Yoda has spoken true wisdom.
Posted by: LeDud | June 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM