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Kings Island visitors warned to keep mouths closed on amusement park rides because of cicadas

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN BASEBALL

...the infielder was actually seen wearing a pair of fake testicles as he jumped up and down.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

How a local diner became home to one of the largest teapot collections

(Thanks to The Perts)

IF YOU WATCH ONLY ONE INSTAGRAM VIDEO OF SCOTTISH GUYS DRESSED AS VIKINGS PERFORMING 'BURNING LOVE' WITH ACCORDION ACCOMPANIMENT....

...make it this one.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

AND IN GOLF

It can get to a person.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'A NICHE MARKET'

Australian Ex-Carpenter Turns Flatulence Into Fortune, Earns Rs 20 Lakh A Year Making Fart Videos

(Thanks to Ralph)

CRASHES WERE DETECTED

Download festival rockers told to take off smartwatches after moshpits spark emergency alerts

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT'S A QUESTION WE HAVE ALL ASKED OURSELVES

Can donkey sweat repel ticks?

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

HIDE THE WOMEN

Experts warn New Yorkers about 'sex-crazed' pests expected to swarm city

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL DADS

...even the older guys.