Dave Barry's Blog

AND IN SPORTS

Huge 80ft penis on baseball field is visible from space

(Thanks to Actual Name)

SOON TO BE A VERY LONG MOTION PICTURE

The chase reached speeds of 3 mph (4.8 kph) early Sunday morning in North Charleston, police said.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

PRACTICAL!

Break New Ground With These Absurd Rock Shoes

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Hard pass.")

CSI: OXFORDSHIRE

Two men have been jailed for stealing a £4.8m gold toilet from from an art exhibition at Blenheim Palace.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "Police have what to go on.")

UH-OH

Officials raise red flag after spotting concerning behavior shift in squirrels

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FLORIDA USES IT AS AN INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO

BRITAIN BANS TWIX COMMERCIAL THAT ‘ENCOURAGES UNSAFE DRIVING’

(Thanks to John Lobert)

MY HAIRSTYLE

A Bad Case of the Bangs

CANADA CONTINUES ITS DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

Escaped water buffalo herd wanders through British Columbia city

(Thanks to Roberto, who says this was in his neighborhood)