Dave Barry's Blog

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

People could soon be able to choose to be boiled and flushed down the drain instead of cremated or buried.

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

WAIT... YOU'RE SAYING THAT'S NOT LEGAL?

Florida truck driver ordered detained in Lake County Jail for twice shooting at car driving too slow

(Thanks to Ed. Foden)

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Have you as the website owner/admin explored the opportunity to build far more credibility through well-researched content

CSI: FLATHEAD COUNTY

11:44 p.m. The suspect of a marinara sauce assault could not be located.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Giant inflatable testicles allegedly unveiled in Victoria Harbour

(Thanks to pharmaross)