Dave Barry's Blog

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

400-pound monster alligator named Pepe ‘detained’ for ‘being a dinosaur without proper papers’ in NC

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN WEIRD CANADIAN SPORTS

At the World Crokinole Championship in Ontario, a Canadian math prof is vying to take back the title from the current American champ.

(Thanks to The Perts)

'FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS FROM HIS GPS'

DoorDasher drives onto tarmac at O’Hare Airport, exposing security flaw

(Thanks to EricY)

SHRINKAGE?

Ozempic penis: Male users reveal shocking change to their genitalia after injecting weight-loss shot

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DO NOT MESS WITH SENIORS

Hungry bear breaks into nursing home, gets walloped with walker before being lured out with Rice Krispies treats

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

TSA urges people to stop trying to use a Costco card as a sufficient REAL ID

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Ralph and Not My Usual Alias)