Dave Barry's Blog

SOUNDS MADE-UP. HIS REAL NAME IS PROBABLY JOE PUBLIX.

South Florida man named John Publix arrested after stealing from Publix

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AT LEAST THEY WEREN'T NAKED CHICKENS

Officials apologize for performance featuring raw chickens in diapers at German cathedral

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Opossum spotted crossing Mackinac Bridge is nabbed by police

(Thanks to Geoffrey Scott and Dave Vander Ark)

BACK IN COACH THEY DON'T EVEN GET A SNACK

A British Airways flight attendant was caught dancing naked in business class on BA 286 from San Francisco to London Heathrow on May 27th following a reported drug binge in the lavatory.

(Thanks to Actual Name and pharmaross)

FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE

A 63-year-old man was arrested after he allegedly traveled to an Ocala gas station, took off his clothes, and used a device known as a penis pump while waiting for an “unknown” woman to arrive for sex.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)