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May 16, 2025

FLORIDA MAN IN ACTION

Man allegedly chases kids to Family Dollar for ding-dong-ditch ‘joke’ at his door

(Thanks to Rick Day, who says "And stay off his lawn!")

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No gun in his hidden carry holster and not caught DUI on a golfcart? Isn't that The Villages version of Citizen of the Year?

Note to Florida kids: people have been shot for real for such "jokes" so be careful next time.

He gets a $5 Family Dollar gift card for every new customer he sends over. It really adds up if you're innovative about the "call to action" step.

Am I the only one who was cheering for the old man while reading this?


As a curmudgeonly 69-year-old man, I wildly applaud Jorge, and encourage the police to drop charges against him and to soundly tase all the juvenile delinquents. Harrumph.

I'm with Math Yoda & Bill Moore!

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