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May 07, 2025

CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR, FLORIDA DIVISION

Florida Man Tries to Use Stolen Excavator to Steal ATM Right Next to Police Station

(Thanks to Ron T)

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This would be one of those "do $50,000 worth of damage to steal $2,000" crimes, right? Must have been his day off from stealing copper rain gutters.

Just another blue-collar criminal.

“I’d rather rob a bank than work for my brother,” Its obvious that he is HEAVY.

The suspect turned to a life of crime after his job digging tunnels became too boring.

"And I Would Have Gotten Away With It Too, If It Weren't For You Meddling Kids "

In my defense, I thought it meant take "All The Money"

As nursecindy would have said:

Moron.

^5 Jeff and Clankie

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