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May 16, 2025

BOOK TOUR UPDATE

Attention: Qatar

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Dear Santa,
The Blog has expressed an interest in getting a high value personal airplane. He is a Pulitzer Prize winner, for Pete's sake - he deserves a personal plane .. or a flying car. And for stocking stuffers, please give him a good supply of travel size toothpaste.
I am requesting this from you in the North Pole because I don't think there's a snowball's chance in .. ahem .. the extreme 'South Pole' that Qatar will give him a plane.
Give my regards to Mrs. Claus.
Thank you.

One minor correction, Dave. I'm pretty sure Qatar is pronounced "Qatar" rather than "Qatar."

I was hoping that having one’s intestines sucked out by an airplane toilet might serve as a good alternative to our current method of preparing for a colonoscopy.

If it's Boeing, I ain't going.

De rain on de plane falls mainly not in Spain, but flows in de Qatar like de sand in de hand. Look Boss! De plain, de plain is so dry!

Worthy of mention, that Prince guy of Qatar pictured here when He was younger and obviously dressed down, has a turboprop aircraft, you can light up anytime or have sex in the aisle near the restroom, He can let go of for cheap.

*The Prince looks weird clean shaven. Hardly recognize him.

If I were offered a free jumbo jet I'd turn it down because it won't fit in my two car garage and the service stations I frequent don't offer an Aviation Fuel choice. What I would really like is one of those nubile young lades who twirl their hair. The next Olympic Event: Hair Twirling.

So, Dave, when you go on the road and leave Walter in charge, how does he/it fair on the blog computer system? Seems like when blogs:herald, when checking during the logging in there is a big check block with some shimmering, floating circle that state "Verifying you are human!" So how do you fool "blogs:herald" convincing him that Walter is
human?


Back in the good ol' days of air travel, I never, not even once, had sex in the aisles by the toilet or brought my bazooka on board. I guess there was a price to pay for flying budget airlines.

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