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Naked Man Found in Lowe’s Display Shed with Vaseline and Phone

(Thanks to Actual Name)

Comments

[wiredog]

You kind of expect these things in Slidell in springtime.

[Nessie]

So we can assume he was using the petroleum jelly on the lens to make the photo blurry?

[kwerty]

I'll bet you could negotiate a pretty good discount on that shed after they remove the crime scene tape.

[Lonely in Lowe's]

In my defense, I was just displaying mine in doing a display shed open boxing for social media.

[Inquiring Mind]

Question: as he was not a Slidell resident, did he produce a valid Florida driver's license?

[Two-stroker]

They don't call it "SLIDE-dell" for nothing.

[wanderer2575]

As judi would say, I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation.

[Dougo]

Over the years, Lowe’s has had several taglines, including “Never Stop Improving”, and most recently, “We help. You save.”

Feel free to pick the one that you think might have inspired this guy.

[Lucky Jack]

Nude man, a phone and lube? Shouldn't be too difficult to guess the next step.

[Ollie]

We might as well shred the constitution!

[Marc M.]

Next time, the mane should go to Jiffy Lube or Shake Shack.