ALSO ABOARD THE SMUGGLERS' SHIP: 'FOUR MONKEYS, 12 PARROTS AND AN UNDISCLOSED AMOUNT OF MARIJUANA'

The Jamaica Defense Force said an escaped animal initially reported to be a tiger cub is actually an ocelot, a wildcat native to the Americas and Caribbean islands.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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[MOTW]

On the twelfth day of hunting, my true love sent to me
Twelve parrots squawking
Eleven smugglers smuggling
Ten swords safekeeping
Nine ladies glancing
Eight shades of bilking
Seven cons a-swimming
Six geese a-preying
Five Mary Janes
Four monkey turds
Three French men
Two matching gloves
On a loaded ship in a fair sea!

[Cpt. Hook]

One man's booty is another man's ocelot.

[The Ghost of Salvador Dali]

I am watching over him. He's a fine animal. He reminds me of Babou.

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

On the next episode of "Jamaica Defense Force", the team investigates reports of tourists being served drinks without little umbrellas!

[Ghost of Honey West]

I wondered where Bruce got off to!