Dave Barry's Blog

EVERYONE'S PITCHING IN

How penguin poop can help to mitigate climate change

(Thanks to The Perts)

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

New photos have revealed a massive haul of drugs that a former flight attendant denies she was carrying in two large suitcases.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE THINK IT'S FATAL

Yawning may be more dangerous than you think, experts say

(Thanks to The Perts)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Punk band Private Function release record that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL OF US

Norwegian man wakes to cargo ship in his garden

(Thanks to Ralph and Jan in Grimsby)

SEND THIS MAN TO WASHINGTON

An outgoing state MP caused a scene in Western Australia's parliament after he ended his valedictory speech with a shoey - the act of having a celebratory drink, typically alcohol, out of a shoe.

(Thanks to Michael Parry)