Dave Barry's Blog

MAYBE HER INSURANCE WAS DENIED

Moose gives birth on the grass outside Alaska hospital

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Almost made it.")

WHY HIS ROLLS-ROYCE WAS WEARING A TOWEL WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Florida man tries to stop his Rolls-Royce from being towed wearing only a towel

(Thanks to Ralph)

The video is pretty great.

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

31 million tons of supercharged seaweed is creeping toward beaches in Florida and around the Caribbean

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS II

U.S. Army Capt. Travis Chewning-Kulick set a world record for the fastest time to run a mile in a bomb suit (7:04)

(Thanks to Chris)

KINKY

How one couple’s hotel bed became covered in potato chips

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

70-year-old golfer struck by SUV in crazy, caught-on-video car chase on Chicago golf course

(Thanks to John Lobert)

TO BOLDLY GO

Urologists have a new assistant, a highly flexible robotic finger

(Thanks to Ralph)