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ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Scientists discover giant missing blob of water in the middle of the Atlantic

(Thanks to The Perts)

UROLOGY PROFESSIONAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Urology Professional of the Week So Far.

(Thanks to John Finn)

CSI: NEBRASKA

Multiple women stealing comforters from JCPenney’s, Lincoln Police say

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

YOU KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND THIS

Snake halts Japanese bullet trains

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

Robot sets record by solving Rubik's cube in .103 seconds

(Thanks to Rick Day)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Your fingers 'prune' the exact same way each time, study suggests

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Gary Schroeder, who asks "What would we do without studies?")