Dave Barry's Blog

HIS BALANCE: 1,00,13,56,00,00,01,39,54,21,00,23,56,00,00,01,39,542 RUPEES

Bank Glitch Credits 36-Digit Sum to UP Man, Briefly Making Him the Richest Person on Earth

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOU KNOW WHO MASTERMINDED THIS

Las Vegas Fire and Rescue responded to an unusual call today when a woman got stuck in a tree while trying to rescue a cat.

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

'MY SUCKERS ARE HERE!'

Ky. 2nd grader accidentally orders over 70,000 suckers

(Thanks to Ralph)

OFF WE GO, INTO THE WILD POO YONDER

AI Toronto-Delhi flight diverted as 5 toilets clogged

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

OFF WE GO, INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER

Army pilot claims he distributed LSD for religious reasons

(Thanks to Actual Name, who says "In that case, sir...")