Dave Barry's Blog

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Britain in damage-control mode after Expo 2025 afternoon tea in paper cups brews outrage

(Thanks to The Perts)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Scientists Claim To Engineer Leather — From T. Rex DNA!

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

JUST ENOUGH FOR SATURDAY NIGHT

Coast Guard offloads 5,300 pounds of cocaine, marijuana from Florida coast

(Thanks to pharmaross)

A JUNIOR FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Boy, 7, Craving McDonald's Takes Younger Sister on 9-Mile Drive. Mom Says He's 'Grounded for the Rest of His Life'

(Thanks to MOTW)

AND IN SPORTS

My attempt to win the first flatpack world championship

(Thanks to Ralph)