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April 24, 2025

WHICH FORTUNATELY IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

The perfect steak can be made in your dishwasher

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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At least maybe there's a chance it will get cooked that way. I'm sure I'm in the minority, but I throw up in my mouth a little every time a food competition judge says "your steak is cooked perfectly" and the damn thing is still wriggling on the plate. As Ray Stevens once sang, "Friends, I thought I'd seen rare meat but this wasn't even hurt real bad! A couple Band-Aids and that boy would be back out there grazing!"

I rank this slightly above chilling a shrimp cocktail in the toilet.

And I suppose you cook the potatoes in your electric blanket?

Cool! At least they're useful for something since they no longer wash dishes.


If by "perfect steak" you mean "make me puke".

I twied cooking a wabbit in my dishwasher.

It was a hare overcooked.

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