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April 06, 2025

WHAT CHOICE DID HE HAVE?

Incensed that he was denied a free refill at a lemonade stand run by children, a Florida Man “aggressively” grabbed a female victim, adopted a fighting stance, and warned that he “would beat her up,” cops charge.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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When life stops giving you lemonade...

Cusumano’s extensive rap sheet, which includes multiple prior convictions for battery, as well as convictions for trespassing; narcotics possession; disorderly intoxication; assault with a deadly weapon; theft; and disorderly conduct.

Obviously there is no jail, or law for that matter, that will hold him.

Moron

Wait'll he finds out there's no buy-one-get-one on Girl Scout cookies.

Better check the incense - there might be something psycho-reactive in it.

Little did he know she had paid the Seventh Street Gang for protection.

Now I feel really old because this reminded me of a Flip Wilson routine about "all you can drink for a dime."

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