THE ULTIMATE REVENGE
Man arrested after stealing ex-girlfriend’s pet chicken, police say
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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April 07, 2025
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When asked to comment the chicken replied: "BECAUSE!, BECAUSE!"
Posted by: heard from across the road | April 07, 2025 at 08:11 AM
True motive revealed. He was using the girlfriend to get to the chicken in the first place. A good chicken is hard to find.
Posted by: kwerty | April 07, 2025 at 08:55 AM
Was it an emotional support chicken?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 07, 2025 at 10:53 AM
A chicken and an egg were laying in bed after sex. The chicken was smoking a cigarette.
I guess that answers that question.
Posted by: Humpty Dumpty | April 07, 2025 at 11:00 AM
You're chicken's just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of your chicken
Your chicken would be like Heaven to touch
I wanna hold your chicken so much
At long last, love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're chicken's just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of your chicken
Posted by: man tom | April 07, 2025 at 01:38 PM
Humpty Dumpty's death is now listed as murder for it is widely assume he was pushed off the wall by the chicken who was quoted as saying, "This chicken don't play that way."
Posted by: All the King's horses & men | April 07, 2025 at 02:37 PM
He'd already choked his so what else could he do?
Posted by: Lucky Jack | April 08, 2025 at 05:34 PM