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Pouring Coffee Into Your Rectum Isn't Worth The Risk, Says Expert
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Just start dunking your donuts and it will end up there anyway.
Posted by: Uranus | April 06, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Regular or decaf?
Posted by: woozy | April 06, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Vodka has entered the chat.
Posted by: Steve | April 06, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Sugar cubes could be painful
Posted by: jg | April 06, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Should have known Gwenyth Paltrow's name would be mixed up in this, she'd stick a dead squirrel in her ... ear and swear it's for medicinal purposes to get noticed.
Posted by: Kendra | April 06, 2025 at 11:12 AM
On the list of "People to Take Medical Advice From," Gwyneth and Charles rank about even with RFK Jr.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 06, 2025 at 11:31 AM
It's just like these "experts" to trash a perfectly good TikTok challenge before it even begins.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 06, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Juan Valdez, reeling from pulsating festering puss=filled burns, chooses to defer his *expletive* comment to this guy who offers this 'Go inside' advice.
Posted by: man tom | April 06, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'm wondering why this article was necessary.
Posted by: Mike | April 06, 2025 at 12:59 PM
wait, is this hot coffee? or iced?
Posted by: keith in tampa | April 06, 2025 at 01:54 PM
So this is what British colonization is all about.
Imagine the 911 Operator's response when King Charles calls 911 and asks for help? "911, what is your emergency? What,,,," "Sir, you are supposed to pull your head out before you pour the coffee in."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | April 06, 2025 at 02:32 PM
It's the best part of wakin' up.
Posted by: Star Butts | April 06, 2025 at 04:49 PM
Be sure you ask for dark roast.
Posted by: Clankie | April 06, 2025 at 06:40 PM
This is why the Queen ONLY drank tea.
Posted by: Bill Moore | April 06, 2025 at 06:59 PM
Possibly related...
Posted by: Bush E. Tail | April 06, 2025 at 07:37 PM
I think this would work with the right coffee. I used to drink this stuff called Butt-ernut Coffee or something like that. Do they offer cream and sugar?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | April 07, 2025 at 12:16 AM
On the other hand, coffee beans are ok.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | April 08, 2025 at 05:37 PM