NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

New urinal designs use physics to prevent pee splashback

(Thanks to John Lobert and Linda Schutjer)

Comments

[still damp in The Villages]

Hoping they can employ this new tech to the ball washer next to the putting green.

[Pullet Surprise]

Perhaps this new feature could be used for the 'splash' screen, hahahahaha, for Dave Barry's Substack account. You know, the one where there is a squirrel holding a gun that is pointed at a toilet. Maybe they could use the names, such as, SplashBack, SplashStack, SubSplash, you get it.

[kwerty]

They will need to beef up the wall mount fasteners for these green light laser graduates.

[Pullet Surprise]

Waiting for the day when some manufacturer claims they used AI to design a urinal that has no splash back plus it will also diagnose when the urinater has prostate cancer and other assorted ailments.

[Clankie]

It's about time we got some earthly benefit from the space program besides Tang.

[ABBA]

This innovation is brought to us by Canada’s University of Waterloo

My, my .. at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender
Oh yeah
And I have met my destiny in quite a similar way

The history book on the shelf
Is always repeating itself

Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war
Waterloo, promise no splash back forevermore
Waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to
Waterloo, knowing my fate is to pee on you
Woah, woah, woah, woah, Waterloo, finally facing my Waterloo

[Bill Moore]

Or they could just issue raincoats like the Japanese.