JUST AS WE HAVE LONG SUSPECTED

Giant prehistoric kangaroos preferred to ‘chill at home’ and didn’t like to go out much, scientists say

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[Hoppy the protemnodon]

Years ago, if you got stuck away from home, before AAA, it was a lot harder to get a jump start.

[man tom]

"Zog, you select first in the Double Jeopardy round."

"The Bullshit The Guardian Can Come Up With."

"There are no, nor have there ever been, frickin' giant chilling kangaroos like The Guardian claims, but for the sake of keeping the game interesting, what was the first Billboard 20 million B.C. song Chillin' Kangaroos had?"

"What was, I will always love you (In a sizeable way)?"

"Correct, select again, Zog."

[Buck A. Roo]

Sounds like giant prehistoric kangaroos became sedentary chilling at home and turned into pouch potatoes.

Modern kangaroos hop everywhere in pairs.

They make excellent roo-mates.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Hey, I feel the same way.

[kwerty]

The discovery of a giant fossilized Betamax VCR in one of the caves helped to confirm this theory.

[wanderer2575]

Seen on Imgur:

Going to bed early.
Not leaving my house.
Not going to a party.
My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.

[Lucky Jack]

That's why they invented HBO.

[slither]

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