ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE:
6th grader's science experiment answers, 'Do cat buttholes touch every surface they sit on?'
(Thanks to Ralph and wiredog)
UPDATE: It has been alleged in the comments that this story is old and we already blogged it. We frankly do not have time to investigate this allegation, but as a precaution judi will be forcibly brought out of retirement and fired.
Only if they're lucky?
Posted by: Uranus | April 23, 2025 at 09:28 AM
Enquiring minds want to know?
Posted by: Florida Man | April 23, 2025 at 09:29 AM
I hope he didn't use " You Can't Touch This " as background music.
Posted by: Clankie | April 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Wait..this story is 4 years old, and was covered by the blog on Apr 24, 2021. The original article was also submitted by "Ralph".
Posted by: Art | April 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
More relevant than a lot of professional research studies we've been hearing about lately.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 23, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Won't that activate the golden parachute clause in Judi's contract?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | April 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
"as a precaution judi will be forcibly brought out of retirement and fired"
I'm picturing this.
Posted by: man tom | April 23, 2025 at 02:19 PM
I showed this story to my girl friend who lets her cats sit on the dinner table and beg for food. She go so concerned she bought some of those flushable-wipes and now cleans that cat's butts before dinner.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | April 23, 2025 at 03:17 PM
This topic demands occasional re-posting just to make sure we get to the bottom of it.
Per Judi.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | April 23, 2025 at 04:05 PM
Again, you must put a tariff on Judi to prevent events like this.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | April 23, 2025 at 05:14 PM
My apologies for the repost. At my age I'm supposed to remember everything I posted years ago? I can't even remember what I had for breakfast yesterday.
Posted by: Ralph | April 23, 2025 at 06:41 PM