Dave Barry's Blog

WHATEVER GETS YOU THROUGH THE 'SMALL WORLD' RIDE

Florida Man Caught with ‘Bulky Wallet Full of Cocaine’ at Magic Kingdom

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "He's just a big Snow White fan.")

WHAT'S THAT SMELL? II

Spilled chicken guts snarl traffic in Guntersville

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AT TIMES LIKE THIS, WE MISS NURSECINDY

A man managed to get a large flashing kids' toy stuck in his bottom - forcing hospital doctors to come up with a genius plan to finally get the "anorectal foreign body" out for good

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

What the heck is a fart walk? Why this practice is being hailed as the secret to healthy aging

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Allen at Division, who says "Or as we call it, "Walking".")

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW

Why men are shaving off their eyelashes

(Thanks to Ron T)

TALK ABOUT DROPPING A DIME

Millions of dimes spill on roadway, closing U.S. 287 in Alvord for hours

(Thanks to MOTW)

WE BLAME GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

Runaway kangaroo on the loose named Sheila shuts down Alabama interstate

(Thanks to Ron Wylie, Doug Shedd and Ralph)