Dave Barry's Blog

JUST AS WE HAVE LONG SUSPECTED

Giant prehistoric kangaroos preferred to ‘chill at home’ and didn’t like to go out much, scientists say

(Thanks to Ralph)

'RIVAL BOFFINS ARE AT ODDS'

'Proof' of alien farts on distant planet questioned as scientists may be full of hot air

(Thanks to Ralph)

Rival Boffins WBAGNFARB.

THEY CAN DO THAT?

Experiments to dim the Sun will be approved within weeks

(Thanks to Geoffrey Scott, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")

COCKTAIL OF THE DAY: STINGERS

Terrified bar-goers engulfed by swarm of 3,000 bees

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "The bar-goers wanted to catch a buzz, so what are they complaining about?")

WHICH FORTUNATELY IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

The perfect steak can be made in your dishwasher

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'HUMAN ATOMS?'

Extreme 'zombie star' capable of ripping human atoms apart is shooting through the Milky Way — and nobody knows where it came from

(Thanks to Steve Thompson, who says "Obviously, it came from Florida.")