Dave Barry's Blog

AND IN SPORTS

Lake County toilet seats a hit

(Thanks to Ron T)

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

A Florida man casually offered pursuing deputies a vodka spritzer in the middle of a car chase after he allegedly stole several items from a convenience store, authorities said.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT RESEARCHERS?

Yawn contagion in fish

(Thanks to Alberto)

HERE COMES PETER (burrpppp) COTTONTAIL

Belgians hunt for hidden beers in Easter event

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "his was followed by the famous Beer Bottle Roll on the lawn of the Belgian White House.")

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE:

6th grader's science experiment answers, 'Do cat buttholes touch every surface they sit on?'

(Thanks to Ralph and wiredog)

UPDATE: It has been alleged in the comments that this story is old and we already blogged it. We frankly do not have time to investigate this allegation, but as a precaution judi will be forcibly brought out of retirement and fired.

THIS USUALLY WORKS

Man urinated and told cops 'I will make you lick that pile of pish'

(Thanks to Actual Name)

OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS AN UNEVENTFUL FLIGHT

Delta passengers forced to hold plane together after ceiling collapses mid-flight

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)