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BUT IT HAS FLOWERS INSERTED IN IT

Chinese restaurant serving elephant poop dessert for authentic rainforest experience

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "Do you have anything less 'authentic?'")

YOU KNOW WHO RAN THIS OPERATION

Plane engine bursts into flames — because of a rabbit

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT WAS A SONY PLAYSTATION

'I feared I was going deaf - then discovered I had childhood toy stuck in my ear for 20 years'

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE TROGGS

Rock-dropping seagull closes university building

(Thanks to Ralph)

THIS IS WHY EXPERTS ARE VITAL

Man seen sticking finger up dog's anus to break up attack in viral video from London park, what do experts say

(Thanks to pharmaross)