Dave Barry's Blog

WE'RE STUNNED *AND* GOBSMACKED

'Stunning' new UFO footage captures sphere-shaped object zig-zagging over city

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THEY'LL PROBABLY BE FINED FOR THIS

Amish community in Michigan repairs tornado damage before meteorologists can complete survey

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

FORE!

Jordan Spieth’s club collides with patron’s privates in viral Masters moment

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NOW YOU TELL US

Now being married has been linked to an increased risk of dementia

(Thanks to Richard Shehane)

AS IS THEIR CONSITUTIONAL RIGHT

Louisiana men enter Walmart on horses as ‘emotional support’

(Thanks to Ralph)

IF THE MAVENS ARE RAVING, WE'RE SOLD

Bizarre hair curling hack style mavens can’t stop raving about involves putting your panties on your head

(Thanks to pharmaross)

OFFICE WORKERS HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN THIS

A day on Uranus is longer than previously known

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

BETTER THAN DURING THE FLIGHT, WE SUPPOSE

British Airways pilot back in the skies after snorting drugs off woman's breasts before flight

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)