Dave Barry's Blog

LOOKING FOR A UNIQUE GIFT FOR FATHER'S DAY?

Your search is over.

(Thanks to Ralph)

SO IT MUST BE TRUE

Harvard scientist claims Mars was home to a civilization wiped out in a nuclear war

(Thanks to Carlos Montage)

OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A LOVELY SERVICE

A burial in Philadelphia turned into a scary incident when the platform above the grave at Green Mountain Cemetery suddenly gave way, plunging pallbearers and the casket into the open plot.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IN AN APPLEBEE'S

Cops Bust Drunk Man Wearing Pink Thong, Fake Breasts, Pink Wig

You will never guess the state. Or what was apparently involved.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, pharmaross and Ralph)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Florida Teens Arrested for Attacking Mall Easter Bunny

(Thanks to pharmaross)