Dave Barry's Blog

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE A BILL OF RIGHTS?

NYC woman stranded in Puerto Rico says airline won’t board emotional support parrot

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Free Plucky!")

WE DEMAND A RECOUNT

Miami Ranked Among Friendliest U.S. Cities.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN BASEBALL

Baseball Player Facing Charges After Peeing In Opponent's Water Causes Team's Season To Be Suspended

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Wrigley Field Bleacher Goose Makes A Nest, Forcing The Closure Of A Section Of Seats

(Thanks Ron Wylie)

DELUSIONAL GUYS IN IMAGINARY ACTION

1 in 50 men believe they can outrun a champion racehorse, new survey reveals

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GO FIGURE

Man Keeps Getting Evicted from Rented Apartments Because of Pet Buffalo Calf

(Thanks to Ralph)

URANUS IS MAKING NEWS

Size of Uranus reconsidered after scientists make jaw-dropping discovery

(Thanks to Annette)

A Long-Held Assumption About Uranus Just Got Upended

(Thanks to Charles and pharmaross)