Dave Barry's Blog

OPEN WIDE, OFFICERS

Houston dentist caught huffing and driving with 107 canisters of 'laughing gas' in car, police say

(Thanks to Steve K.)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Researchers discover new hormone that stimulates ovulation in zebrafish

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Because you can never have too many zebrafish.")

AND IN BASEBALL

Green Bay Rockers pay tribute to toilet paper

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'SUSPECT'

Police issued a public safety announcement after a DUI suspect drove their car off a staircase, crashing into a popular beach walk route in Los Angeles County.

A Florida license etc.

(Thanks to EricY)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Boris Johnson yells ‘f***ing hell’ after ostrich attacks him on family holiday

(Thanks to Ralph)

HEY, IT'S BETTER THAN 'CATS'

Huge crowd gathers to watch a man fold a fitted sheet

(Thanks to Ralph)

HARD TO ARGUE

In these troubled times, what we really need is a honky tonk single from The Darkness tackling the issue of male flatulence during lovemaking

(Thanks to Actual Names)