Dave Barry's Blog

SOUNDS TOTALLY LEGIT

Shape-shifting aliens massacred soldiers with explosive energy burst, CIA report claims

Key Alien Craft Name: "Starley Davidson"

Key Quote: "How true the alleged incident is remains unclear."

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

Scientists Invent Eco-Friendly Nails That Change Color and Send Texts

(Thanks to Ron T)

YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MUCH EMOTIONAL SUPPORT

Nevada man says seven seized tigers were emotional 'support animals'

(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)

MISSOURI: STATE OF CULTURE

309 people don banana hats to break world record at Missouri museum

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SPEAKING OF LUCK: GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

Animal campaigners say Britain should learn to "hug a rat" and show kindness, as the RSPCA urges people to ditch myths and see rats as intelligent, emotional creatures

(Thanks to Annette)

HEY, WE NEED LUCK

Molly Malone statue to be guarded as tourists won't stop rubbing bronze parts 'for luck'

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

PLEASE CELEBRATE RESPONSIBuuuurrrrrppppLY

It's National Beer Day.

(Thanks to phamaross)

THE ULTIMATE REVENGE

Man arrested after stealing ex-girlfriend’s pet chicken, police say

(Thanks to pharmaross)