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Airline unveils bizarre snail and garlic-infused ice cream for Paris passengers

(Thanks to Annette)

A FLORIDA INSTRUCTOR'S LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

A Mobile Police Department spokesperson has provided more information on an incident involving a car crashing into a driver’s license office in Mobile.

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

EVEN IF YOU'RE JUST WATCHING

Your brain starts eating itself during a marathon, study finds

(Thanks to Gary Schroeder)

YOU KNOW WHO'S GIVING THE ORDERS

Wild turkeys chase mail carrier out of Massachusetts neighborhood

(Thanks to John Lobert)

GUESS THE STATE

Deputies discovered the naked man sitting between two umbrellas with multiple beer cans next to him and a pair of women’s underwear, although there were no women with him.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and pharmaross) 

O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE DRUMMED

The National Anthem... with bongos!

(Thanks to Ralph)

THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

Why banana slugs chew off their mates’ penises

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GILDING THE LILY

Florida man dressed as Ronald McDonald wrestled to the ground by cops: ‘I am a clown, stupid’

(Thanks to pharmaross)