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April 02, 2025

DUH

Florida ranks among best states for ‘Alien Survival Score.’

(Thanks to Ralph)

NOT TO US

Alcohol makes male fruit flies more attractive

(Thanks to Charles Cates and The Perts)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Wild New Study Suggests Buttholes Once Had a Very Different Purpose

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, pharmaross, Charles and Roberto)

YOU'RE TELLING US

Hubble’s 20-year study reveals Uranus is more dynamic than we thought

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

LOOKING FOR A UNIQUE AND TASTEFUL GIFT THAT WILL GO WITH ANY DECOR?

Your search is over.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

What to Make of These $690 Flip-Flops

(Thanks to Steve K, who says "jokes.")

Actual Quote from New York Times Fashion Expert: I do think they represent a certain lifestyle that people want. I could hear someone justifying the purchase by saying, “I feel like I’m in St. Barts.”

But you're NOT in St. Bart's. You're wherever you were before, minus $690.

 
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