Dave Barry's Blog

WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT INFLUENCERS?

Influencer Callum Ryan has revealed that London is home to one of the UK's most expensive public toilets. Intrigued, he decided to investigate whether it was worth the cost.

(Thanks to Ron T)

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, THANK GOD

Florida Woman Charged With Conch Bonking

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

AND IT'S NOT EVEN HERS

California woman uses world's longest tongue to play Jenga

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "This is definitely its highest and best use.")

WANT TO ADD GLAMOR TO YOUR PARTY?

Consider a pickle fountain.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW HOW SHE OBTAINS IT

Jessica Simpson drinks snake sperm to improve vocals, says it tastes like 'honey'

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and pharmaross)

SQUIRREL TERRORISM UPDATE

Even for them, this is low.

(Thanks to many people)

AND IN SPORTS

Dawn Staley signs a baby's butt after making Final Four again with South Carolina

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

NOPE

Breast Milk-Flavored Ice Cream Is Coming To Stores Soon

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

IN MIAMI, WE CALL THIS 'CASUAL ATTIRE'

Man arrested in Provo after entering restaurant naked, 'flexing muscles aggressively'

(Thanks to Actual Name and pharmaross)