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Woman on Phoenix-bound plane strips naked before takeoff, delays flight
Thanks to pharmaross)
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In my defense, I can't do much with my computer in airplane mode, so this just makes the onboard entertainment more accessible.
Posted by: naked in Phoenix | March 06, 2025 at 09:25 AM
Misleading headine — there are no FAA regulations about flying naked, but passengers have to remain seated and belted for rollout and takeoff.
Posted by: Ralph | March 06, 2025 at 09:46 AM
As nursecindy would say: People who do this are the people you least want to see naked.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 06, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Naked, dressed. I don't see any difference. I'm not ashamed of my body.
Posted by: Naked Man on Subway | March 06, 2025 at 10:05 AM
She apparently bought a new wardrobe in Las Vegas and was now going home to Phoenix.
And since what happened in Vegas, stays in Vegas...
Posted by: jg | March 06, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Paging Buck Owens...no, no. Scratch that. Paging...Hi. I'm ...well here, this guy.
Posted by: man tom | March 06, 2025 at 11:17 AM
If only she hadn't timed it with the takeoff. A landing strip would be fine.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | March 06, 2025 at 11:25 AM
She obviously misconstrued the announcement, "Prepare for take-off."
On the plus side, all male passengers had their tray tables in the upright position.
Posted by: pharmaross | March 06, 2025 at 11:27 AM
This article would have been more informative with pictures illustrating the atrocity.
Posted by: The Squirrel Whisperer | March 06, 2025 at 12:51 PM
When security arrived, she asked "Is this a bust?"
Thank you...
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | March 06, 2025 at 06:29 PM
As a highly trained international passenger, I felt obligated to click on that aviation link to professionally peruse the ta-tas. Sadly, no photos. I can only hope that nursecindy was right.
Posted by: Bill Moore | March 07, 2025 at 02:13 AM
Bad joke:
"The cashier told me 'strip down, facing me.' By the time I realized she was talking about my credit card, it was too late."
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 07, 2025 at 10:59 AM
She'd just learned about the new IRS Commissioner and was distressed.
Posted by: GJ | March 08, 2025 at 04:30 PM