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March 22, 2025

WE DON'T WANT ANY DETAILS

Police recover four Tiffany earrings two weeks after Texas man swallowed them during arrest

(Thanks to MOTW and The Perts)

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That's a pretty long stake-out.

Kudos on the po-po holding off on any search warrants.

I hope Tiffany washes them off before she wears them again.

Three of the earrings were recovered two days before that, along with two other unidentified diamond earrings.

So, assuming law enforcement personnel received special training for what was a successful recovery process, what about when 'unidentified' diamonds show up? Is Robert Wagner available? How about Jack "Murph the Surf" Murphy? And for that matter, how about the nimrods who named their daughter, Feline Poot? Are the Poot's available to check the Poot?

If you think *your* job is crappy, just remember that at least you’re not the person in charge of recovering lost items from human excrement.


Honey, the good news is I got a great deal on some spectacular diamond earrings...

Breakfast at Tiffany's was never more real.

Annnd...No more hemorrhoids!

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